Here’s Bradley Cooper. He’s 50 years old.

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And here’s Amy Schumer. She is not 50 years old.

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And yet! During a recent appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Amy — who is, for the record, 43 — recently revealed that Bradley asked if she was 50 years old.

“He said, ‘You know, I turned 50 this year,'” Amy recalled on her recent encounter with Bradley. “And he goes, ‘You 50?'”

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Amy said that she tried to “recover” from Bradley’s painfully awkward question. “‘Cause whatever, I’m 43, but you know, I’m like, ‘I will be 50,’ — but I’m not 50 yet.”

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“‘You 50?’ ‘Yeah, no, I’m not, Bradley, you know. I’m not. But thank you for thinking of me,'” Amy joked.

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Amy being Amy, the jokes didn’t stop there. “Look, we all wanna be hot. I’m sorry, we do. People go through a lot…this is how bad people want to be hot: People literally run. They run, Jimmy.”

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“They’re riding a bike to nowhere to the Wicked soundtrack. It’s pathetic!”

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Anyway. Pro tip to Bradley and other guys out there: Don’t speak even once on a woman’s age. Not a good idea, ever! Watch the entire interview here.